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Author: | MadMan [ Sat May 19, 2007 5:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | The ways to insanity! |
These are the 148 Ways of Insanity! (there were more, really.) (If you're like WTF with one of these, its probably because their off a Kings of Chaos forum, and the joke is about that 0_o) 1. At lunch time, sit in your parkd car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time some one asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN" 5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 2 weeks straight, then after everyones over their caffiene addiction, switch to espresso 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish all your sentences with, "In Accordance To The Prophecy" 8. Dont use any punctuation 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat with a straight face. 11. Specify that you want your drive-thru orders "To-Go" 12. Sing along at the opera 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito nettin around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party cause your not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock-Bottom. 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON, I WON!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running to your car screaming, "Run for your lives!!! They're loose!!!" 19. Tell your children(if you have any)over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20.Guns....Lots of Guns. Blast holes at the local firing range. That always helps my insanity. 21.screwing your girlfriend 22.Tell everyone that you were/are a champ in boxing if they speak to you 23.say "ur mom" to everyone that passes u 24.Say that you are the Devil 25.run in circles counter-clockwise and when some1 asks u what u r doin say "makin time go backward 26.Stare all day long at the sky, many will do teh same 27.dress up as a detective and smell everything u c...when asked say "im sniffin up clues” 28.Come dressed up as Satan to a funeral 29.go 2 church and scream "im teh spawn of satan" then run around in circles while teh preachers try 2 catch u 30.Walk into something German dressed up as Hitler 31.go 2 a ww2 veterains day parade dressed as a nazi and say "hail hitla" and stand still when they try 2 shoot u 32.Knock on peoples windows and when they open it say: "You have the window open" 33.play chicken on a high way but when a car comes dont move 34.Look left and right on a zeebra crossing and when you see a car run out 35.pm baz and ask 2 take off teh flood control 36.Try to recruit all top players from rank 60 000 in KoC 37.try 2 recruit ls and then drop him 38.Go to a doctor and ask if they can amputate your head 39.tell bazzy 2 give us more places 2 spam 40.Ask Baz if he is RF and that you want to farm him 41.run into a wall and then say "hey who hit me?" 42.Write a economic slogan on your workers paycheck. (e.g "It's dumb to may to much") 43.go 2 teh nearest teacher and say "can u fail me?" 44.In war, walk with a pirate flag against enemies 45.in war stand infront of all ur fellow soldiers and say "hail hitla!" 46.Put up a sun chair in the middle of the war and lay down on it 47.go up 2 a super model and say 'ur fat' then walk away like nothin happened 48.Go say to everyone that: "Girls are for fags" 49.serve ppl poop and say its gourmet 50.go 2 a fellow smapper and say "can i kick u 4 every post u make?" 51.hate their own race 52.If you are afraid of blood, try to become a medical student 53.take a pee in the middle of interstate 95 54.Dress yourself as a Swede in a finnish speaking area in Finland, say Go Sweden to everyone 55.go 2 new york and say go red sox or vice versa 56.Try to tell a dog all your moral values 57.go 2 snoopdog and tell him he looks like a girl 58.Steal from the poor and give to the rich 59.go 2 a chocolate fanatic and ask 4 vanilla 60.go to a flyers game in new york with a flyers lindros jersey 61.go 2 teh white house wearing a terbin and a shirt that says support sadam 62.Go through Northern Ireland in a protestantic area with a sign saying "Down with protestants" 63.go to teh ex nazi ppl house and say ur jewish 64.Go to the mafia and say they are in debt to you 65.go 2 an airport and say ur teh bomb 66.Tell everyone on a fashion show that the models clothes are out of fashion 67.go up 2 mcdonalds and tell them they made u fat 68.If you go to a psychiatrist, try to imitate him/her there 69.go to cons houseand poke the penguin 70.On a funeral, start laughing so loud that everyone hears you 71.jump in front of a car and smile 72.Offer drugs to the police officer when you get caught for speeding 73.walk up 2 a drug dealer and say "ur under arrest" 74.Tell people to come closer so you can kill them with your sword 75.tell ppl teh sword is a football and throw it at them 76.Write "Mail Bomb" on letters you send 77.email teh president of the usa and say u screwd his wife 78.Try to recruit slaves in the city centrum 79.go up 2 a black guy in america and say "on ur knees slave" 80.Say that you are Jack The Ripper 81.run around naked yelling, "I poopy my pants! I poopy my pants!" 82.join smappers and spam ur heart out 83.kill furry little creatures with toothpicks 84.copy people 85.eat bananas with zealous passion 86.shoot ur foot, proclaim it hurt, repeat 87.Cut of your balls in the name of science to see if it hurts 88.asks for lollipops from old guys 89.try to become become a bulletproof vest 90.try 2 pet a rabid dog 91.bite ur moms ear 92.Try to become a parashoot 93.stand on a nascar track and act like a piece of trash 94.punch ur mirror for it smiling at u 95.Try to prove that you live without a brain 96.eat frogs legs and say you thought they were urs 97.Use a stick instead of a gun in war 98.listen to con 99.stab yourself and ask y ur bleedin... 100.listen to ffm 101.Blackmail yourself and send pieces of your body to yourself when you can't pay 102.call your cell phone and stall 2 waste ur minutes! 103.have fun with a piece of yarn 104.hit yourself in teh head until u hear teh marbles 105.Try to kill someone with suicide 106.post 1000 times then delete all teh posts 107.Follow all theese advices 108.Duct tape 1000 woodpeckers to an enemies house 109. wear all red and stand infront of a bull. 110. Try to imitate a bird 111. expect bazzy 2 take away flood control... 112. Call 911 for help in finding you a KoC goldhit 113. call 911 when uve been robbed in koc? 114. Speak chinese without knowing what you are saying in China 115. go 2 israil (ya i know) and speak nazi! ~It's Israel~ 116. Try to get hippies into the army 117. go teh teh nearest store and find somethin that says free on it and take it without payin when asked say "but its free!" 118. Vote for a tree to become a finalist in Idols 119. go up 2 a police officer and act like u have torret syndrom ~turrets~ 120. Shoot someone and say you didn't mean to do it, sorry 121. yell at urself in teh mirror 122. Take a pen and draw on all the paintings in the museum 123. try talkin 2 teh guy in teh mirror and c if he stops copyin u... 124. Try to set fire on the fire station. When you get caught say: "Isn't it supposed to be on fire with that name?" 125. feed some1 beans then send them into a burin buildin! 126. Try to argue with a monkey in a cage ~don't pick on George Dubya~ 127. Every time you had sex ring all your friends and neighbours to tell them all the details 128. Skate inside of an old abandoned mall and when the cops come act like you didnt know 129. Cheat on your gf and when she walks in on you say but baby i thought it was you i swear 130. listen to div give sex advice 131. Telling your mom clicking lins on koc is educational 132. eating poop from the back yard 133. Just plainly eating poop 134. go to turkey(the country) and ask for chicken 135. Have sex with a unicorn 136. sleep on a wooden slab 137. say purple(j/k sean) 138. Learn the Hail Mary and say it 2k times 139. Teach cmndr10 to use numbers when doing the 100 ways to deal with insanity 140 Skip school cause you wanne see yourself reaching the 1 mil men mark 141. yeah if you ever get that many soldiers 142. Try to train a turkey to do a 100 clicks a min so he can catch up with Lor! 143. Slap someone and say that he/she was closest 144. light someone saying you want to warm your hands 145. do nothing when someone screams help and say u didnt know wats goin on when asked about it 146. Try to go back to the stoneage living again in the centrum 147. Call 911 cause you swallowed a hamburger 148. Eat 3 lbs of potatoes in 15 minutes |
Author: | Dark_WarrioR [ Sat May 19, 2007 6:52 pm ] |
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wtf? |
Author: | sponge [ Sun May 20, 2007 11:55 am ] |
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lol madman, |
Author: | Zeyta [ Sun May 20, 2007 7:10 pm ] |
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ive done like half of these O_o |
Author: | Tyreal [ Sun May 20, 2007 8:31 pm ] |
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ROFL and because i read the whole thing and laughed the whole time rofl again |
Author: | sponge [ Mon May 21, 2007 6:37 am ] |
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Lol |
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Post subject: | Can anyone help me? |
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Author: | Nefarius [ Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:51 am ] |
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