Gods Of Destruction

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Author:  Shao [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Issue#9

// Once upon a time in the mm \\

Philipo> Aaah i need some work done to earn money ! * wanks *

Snak> Ooh goodies im in love Phil, I hope you won’t ignore me!

Philipo> * cums * Next!

Fury> Hi doc!

Philipo> * Looks as if he sees Sub having sex with a girl * Omg!

Fury> I know its pretty bad eh?

Philipo> How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose!

Fury> Bent down to sniff some ass just like always?

Philipo> Don’t sniff Port asses... Next!

Storm> I get this anyonymous letters but there’s no name on them!

Philipo> * sighs * Wait! Maybe it are love letters!

Storm> * Gets red * Aaahw I hope they are from Snak. I want his l0ve xD

Philipo> He likes bald bums I heard * lies *

Storm> I’ll have it shaved soonish! Thnx doc!

Philipo> Next!

Penisis> Doc I’ve got such a bad life.. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!"

Philipo> Next!

Yekralc> I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend!

Philipo> So?

Yekralc> Also, I found out my son is gay!

Philipo> Oi! Isn’t there anyone who likes women in your family?

Yekralcj> Yes! Apperently my wife does 

Philipo> Next!
Hundredt> Sup doc? You got any tips for fluffing up my abdomin? I'm trying to find a way to push the overhang up, so it'll fit in my bra and accentuate my perky old boobs!
// Suddenly the bumbarian came in and chanted: \\
Dash> Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro! Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow! Do your boobs hang low! Hahahah!
Hundredth> Omg dr Phil do something! Aaargh!

Philipo> I’ll apply you for the Testicle and breast Sorority Institution in Malta.
Now fuck off and tuck those boobs will ya?

Hundredth> TSI? Time to finally grow some balls! *Forgets bout flappy boobs*

Philipo> I’m getting sick of all those boob therapies and techniques. Next!

Mentits> Wait? Do those techniques also work with butts?

Philipo> Aaargh! That does it! My brain is getting on the bum!
* Bums mentix out * My clients are always bumming me!
I’m gonna bum around somewhere else! BUM BUM BUM!!

// Dr Phil went crazy and ran out of his store as fast as he could \\

Philipo> * runs and surpasses Hundredth *

// But not before he had tripped! \\

Philipo> * trips over flappy boobs *
Hating this!

// After he had tripped he jumped into his bummobile and disappeared \\

Philipo> BUM BUM BUM! Off we go!

// Will Philipo ever get back to his store without having the curse of bum? \\


Author:  duttjurpity [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Halo


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It's what I am looking for.
Hope to know more member here.

Author:  Lex [ Tue May 11, 2010 11:48 pm ]
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