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| Author: | Shao [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Issue#9 |
// Once upon a time in the mm \\ Philipo> Aaah i need some work done to earn money ! * wanks * Snak> Ooh goodies im in love Phil, I hope you won’t ignore me! Philipo> * cums * Next! Fury> Hi doc! Philipo> * Looks as if he sees Sub having sex with a girl * Omg! Fury> I know its pretty bad eh? Philipo> How did you get that horrible swelling on your nose! Fury> Bent down to sniff some ass just like always? Philipo> Don’t sniff Port asses... Next! Storm> I get this anyonymous letters but there’s no name on them! Philipo> * sighs * Wait! Maybe it are love letters! Storm> * Gets red * Aaahw I hope they are from Snak. I want his l0ve xD Philipo> He likes bald bums I heard * lies * Storm> I’ll have it shaved soonish! Thnx doc! Philipo> Next! Penisis> Doc I’ve got such a bad life.. I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!" Philipo> Next! Yekralc> I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend! Philipo> So? Yekralc> Also, I found out my son is gay! Philipo> Oi! Isn’t there anyone who likes women in your family? Yekralcj> Yes! Apperently my wife does Philipo> Next! Hundredt> Sup doc? You got any tips for fluffing up my abdomin? I'm trying to find a way to push the overhang up, so it'll fit in my bra and accentuate my perky old boobs! // Suddenly the bumbarian came in and chanted: \\ Dash> Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro! Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow! Do your boobs hang low! Hahahah! Hundredth> Omg dr Phil do something! Aaargh! Philipo> I’ll apply you for the Testicle and breast Sorority Institution in Malta. Now fuck off and tuck those boobs will ya? Hundredth> TSI? Time to finally grow some balls! *Forgets bout flappy boobs* Philipo> I’m getting sick of all those boob therapies and techniques. Next! Mentits> Wait? Do those techniques also work with butts? Philipo> Aaargh! That does it! My brain is getting on the bum! * Bums mentix out * My clients are always bumming me! I’m gonna bum around somewhere else! BUM BUM BUM!! // Dr Phil went crazy and ran out of his store as fast as he could \\ Philipo> * runs and surpasses Hundredth * // But not before he had tripped! \\ Philipo> * trips over flappy boobs * Hating this! // After he had tripped he jumped into his bummobile and disappeared \\ Philipo> BUM BUM BUM! Off we go! // Will Philipo ever get back to his store without having the curse of bum? \\ BUM BUM BUM! |
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| Author: | duttjurpity [ Thu Apr 29, 2010 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Halo |
Hey Really glad to get into this forum It's what I am looking for. Hope to know more member here. |
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| Author: | Lex [ Tue May 11, 2010 11:48 pm ] |
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