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| Issue#8 http://godsofdestructi.forummate.com/viewtopic.php?f=16&t=194 |
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| Author: | Shao [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:39 pm ] |
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Yay I've found issue # 8! Can't find issue 7 though, dunno where it is ;o // Narrator Speaking \\ Narrator Ending Issue # 7 AsG Aftermath! Unfortunately, the cover of this magazine has been torn apart..... Enjoy anyway ============================================================================= // IT was a warm day when 100 Cent felt crazy as usual and logged into the mm \\ [Assg] 100 Cent> D00ds iz teh shiit! * logs into pop hood * [Assg] Sub Dogg> Aight cents here! [Assg] 100 Cent> aaargh! * trips over mic * Hating this! [Assg] Boydioo> Dogg listen to ma song! wotcha think bout it? // Suddenly Terato butts in \\ r-UsHeR> Cae up! Assguards down! // Hehe that pwns, let us hear it again... \\ r-UsHeR> Cae up! Assguards down! Dr Dash> Thats ryte! TheGabber> Omg who of you niggas has stolen my weed !! ShaggyXeno> It wasn't me! // It was Sub Dogg who had stolen the weed! As a distraction, Boydioo started to prepare himself for singing a song \\ Billy> Hey Boydioo is AsG he sux! They can't sing! They can't play pop! They can't get a girl! LooooooooooooL! Plos> Ooh I'd love to comfort them! * giggles * [Assg] Boydioo> Shut up pancies listen to ma song its called: Bummers Paradise! Specially made for Asg! [Assg] 100 Cent> I got a new one too! lemme hear urs first * laughs like a girl * [Assg] Boydioo> Oh dear here I go! * sings: As I talk in this lobby to all Assguard Fags I take a look at my life and realize I'got no friends left... Cuz I've been gay and got insulted for so long Now also my mum thinks my pride has gone But I aint never bummed a man that didnt deserve it He be treated like a junk, you know that hairy bum up Im the kinda Gay the little [AssG] homies wannabe like On my knees in the night..... Getting bummed beneath the red street light... !! * [Assg] 100 Cent> W00wzor nice! now lemme sing! Song is called: Ass Shopper! * sings: Aaaaaahhh.... Your ass feels so much better than your tits! So much better..... Dr Dash> OK STOP IT! Been enough now... // Just after Dash had said these words, Snak entered the lobby \\ Snak> Hey all! Dr Dash> Got enough of all this Assg shit! * Zidanes 100 Cent * [Assg] 100 Cent> Nooohoooooo Rantoo> lemme get 'em too! * Slaps Snak with stiffy * Dr Dash> Hey how come you got a stiffy! Rantoo> Well uhmm... forget it ok? Its going down anyway... TheGabber> Ha he wanked himself? * acts like master brain * Snak> Hey all! // Still Sub Dogg and Boydioo were there, spoiling the pop hood! \\ Dr Dash> Rantoo! lets zidane them? Rantoo> Ah cmon, we've been zidaning peeps for long time now, shall we Rooney them for this time? Dr Dash> Aight! * Roonies Boydioo * [Assg]Boydioo> Hahahaaahahhaa that doesn't work I aint'got ballzz! [Assg]Sub Dogg> Wtfuxx and you never told me? I don't want to continue our relation then! Fat dude> I may look like genesis, but you guys are gay! Rantoo> Look, they're making a run for it! To the invisible Rap Mobile! Dr Dash> Wtf there’s a scratch on it! Nagulese> Why u all got rappers names and how come u scratched the invisible Rap mobile! * nag nag nag! * Snak> Hi all! * again * // While Sub Dogg and Boydioo were being chased, we take a look in Yekralc's shower \\ Yekralc> Damn! Still only 3 inches of hard dick! // Back to the chase ! \\ Dr Dash> You jump out of the car and punch Sub Dogg out! I'll use my carmageddon skills to run over Boydioo! Sub Dogg> Damn, do they hate us cuz we're Assg? Boydioo> Duuuuuh.... watch out!! Rantoo> * Punches Sub Dogg out * Ha! eat that prick, I knew I could do it! Snak> Hello all ???? // Only Boydioo was left but the rap mobile wasn’t fast enough to get at him cuz dozens of XXL bra’s were stored in the back \\ Rantoo> I just won’t give up on those bra’s! // Then good fortune helped our dear heroes \\ Bodyioo * trips over bug * Hating this!! Dr Dash> * Runs over Boydioo * Muhahahaaa... Rantoo> We did it! * high fives * Dr Dash> Yehh... those gays ran like girls but hey, we did well... TheGabber> Where the fuck is my weed? * threatens to crash server * Why is Gabber that pissed? Will he crash the server? Find out in a new upcoming issue story! |
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| Author: | sponge [ Wed Jan 17, 2007 9:17 pm ] |
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lol ok... |
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| Author: | MadMan [ Sun Jan 21, 2007 1:11 pm ] |
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lol their getting worse every issue ^^ |
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| Author: | Tundar [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:53 am ] |
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Just replying to see if my signiture is working or not |
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| Author: | Tundar [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 9:54 am ] |
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Just replying to see if my signiture is working or not. Also, i got some of them issues on my pc, want them? i got like 30 or so me shao and dash made em ages ago. |
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| Author: | Zeyta [ Mon Jan 29, 2007 10:05 am ] |
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submit them if you would like
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