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| Author: | Shao [ Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Issue #5 |
// Narrator Speaking \\ Narrator Ending Dash The ‘Retired’ Barbarian – Part 1 // The legendary barbarian Dash has retired, but little did he know Shao has made another episode with him in it! \\ Dash> *wakes up* ahhhh! Oh Nurse! Time for my morning wank! Nurse> Is it that time already? Dash> *nods* Nurse> Do I have to? Dash> *nod turns into head butt* Nurse> Ouch! Ok ok! *wanks dash off* Dash> gd gd, now for my morning stroll..ahh! What has happened to the park? Nurse> *wipes cum* didn’t you know? They are making it into a pokemon center. Dash> screw pokemon! This looks like a job for..Dash The Barbarian! Choir> HUUUURAHHHHHH! Dash> To the Invisible Boat Mobile! *runs to garage* Dash> *jumps in* Gah? Is that a scratch?! // Shao wonders how an INVISBLE boat mobile can get a scratch on it.. \\ Dash> *tucks in flab and puts seatbelt on* hmm, I don’t think I can do this alone..THAT’S IT! My old sidekicks will help me! // So dash went to his sidekick’s retirement home.. \\ Turbmodious> Hey its dash *gets up to greet* // But before he could get to dash, Turbmodious..Tripped over a bug! \\ Turbmodious> ahh! *trips over bug* Hating this! Nagulese> Can’t you do anything right? Bugs don’t appear everywhere you know! Nag Nag Nag! Dash> Nagulese, Turbmodious! I need your help to stop the park being turned into a…POKEMON CENTER *echo* Turbmodious> gasp! Nagulese> sure we’ll help! *tucks in old flabby boobs* lets go! // So Dash, Turbmodious and Nagulese set off to the park! \\ Dash> Alright! Who is responsible for this??? Professor Cakes> I am.. Dash> How dare you replace my park for a pokemon center! It’s outrageous! Professor Cakes> I can do what I like, I have the deed to the park and there nothing you can do about it! Dash> oh really?! Professor Cakes> yes really! // Professor Cakes uses his mind to teleport dash, Turbmodious and Nagulese back to the retirement home \\ Dash> I cant believe he’s going to get away with this.. Turbmodious> I have good news and bad news! Dash> Whats the good news? Turbamodious> I named my dollar Phillip! Dash> and the bad news..? Turbmodious> It’s a girl dollar! Nagulese> dollars don’t have a gender! And you can’t give them names! Nag! Nag! Nag! *snatches dollar* Turbmodious> PHILLIP!!! NOOOOOOO! Dash> There’s gotta be a way to stop Professor Cakes…But how..? // Will dash ever find a way to stop Professor Cakes? And will Turbmodious ever be reunited with Phillip again? Find out in the next episode of Dash The ‘Retired’ Barbarian! |
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