// Narrator Speaking
\\ Narrator Ending
Issue #3
The Wizard Of Pop!
// Once upon a time in Kanses, there was a little girl named Plosmephere who went to the woods to pick some fruit with her little annoying dog Rapid \\
Plosmephere> la la la! Lots of fruit here eh Rapid?
Rapid> looooooooool!
Plosmephere> ohh! I feel parched, maybe I can rest in the cottage over there?
// So plosmephere went inside the cottage only to find 3 bowls of porridge on the table \\
Plosmephere> mmm porridge! *tries first porridge* Yuk! This ones too hot! *tries second one* eww! This one is too cold! *tries third one* mm this one is just right!
// Suddenly 3 angry bears walk in! \\
ShyGuy> Hey! Someone’s been nibbling at my porridge!
VoodooChild> Someone’s been nibbling at mine too!
Cakes> Someone’s eaten mine and is standing next to me!
Plosmephere> oh I’m sorry! I didn’t know it was yours!
ShyGuy> I think you need to be punished!
VoodooChild> Allow me! *chants*
Plosmephere> ahhhh!
// So, Voodoochild sent plosmephere and his annoying dog Rapid to a magical and strange place! \\
Plosmephere> Where am I? And who have I squashed??
Rapid> loooooooool!
Plosmephere> Wow! These red knickers are lovely *chavs* and comfortable!
Rapid> loool??
Plosmephere> oh dear! Granny will be worried if I don’t get home! How will I get home?!
// Suddenly a little fairy named…..Keith appeared! \\
Kieth52> Hi plosmephere! I am your fairy godmother! I’m here to help you!
Plosmephere> But don’t you only help people who have problems with their beef?
Keith52> uh? No…anyway you want to get home yes? Just follow the yellow brick road and talk to the Wizard Of Pop!
Plosmephere> Ok! Come Rapid!
// So Plosmephere set off to the Wizard only to be stopped by a lion! \\
Plosmephere> I’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of pop!
Xenolith> Rawr! Raaa raaa raa!
Plosmephere> hmm?
Xenolith> you mean I’m not scary?
Rapid> looooooooool!
Plosmephere> nope! But I bet the wizard can make you scary!
Xenolith> Oh! I’ll tag along then!
Plos + Xeno> We’re off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Pop!
// Soon Plos and Xeno arrive at the wizard’s palace… \\
Zidane> None may pass without the official Headbutt!
Plosmephere> wtf is that?
Zidane> I’m glad you asked! *Zidanes* you may see him now..
Plosmephere> ouch!
Rapid> looooool!
Xenolith> right! That fucking Portuguese dog has pissed me off enough! *shoots*
// So plosmephere and Xenolith nenter the wizard’s chamber \\
Plosmephere> oh great wizard help me get back home!
Dash> Why should I help you….?
Xenolith> and make me scarier too!
Dash> Me and my big head of wisdom shall not waste time on you!
Plosmephere> but but!
Dash> ENOUGH! If you aint dutch! Then you aint much!
Xenolith> huh? Curtains! *pulls*
// Xenolith finds dash touching himself \\
Dash> gah! Damn it you found me! *pulls pants back up*
Plosmephere> wanking eh? I wont tell anyone about it if you help me get back home?
Dash> gah fine! All you have to do is cum on them red knickers 3 times and say ‘theres nothing like wanking, theres nothing like wanking, theres nothing like wanking!’
Plosmephere> ok *wanks and cums on red knickers* theres nothing like wanking, theres nothing like wanking, theres nothing like wanking!
// Suddenly Plos is teleported home \\
Xenolith> what about me I wanted to be scarier?!
Dash> *trips over bug* gah! Ok *casts volc on xenolith*
// Xenolith was transformed into a DV!!! (Diner Vagina) \\
Xenolith> Hurrah!
Dash> Zidane, show mr xenolith out!
Zidane> haaaaaaa! *zidanes xenolith*
Dash> time to play populous! *logs on*
Shao> hey dash!
Dash> Shao! Where’s Issue 3???
Shao> You’re reading it right now!
Dash> Gah?! This one sucks!
Shao> aye it does! I couldn’t think of a good storyline! But Issue #4 will kick arse!
Dash> does it have me in it?
Shao> ya
Dash>
Shao>
