[AssG]Hundredth> *becomes christian* *unblocks all non AssG’s*
[PoP]Jake99> does this mean I can pwn you in populous now?
[AssG]Hundredth> sure : )
[tdm]Genesis>

tartar sauce verses assg hundredth
[cae]Randomiser> he is lying, the guy just wants to make some friends!
[AssG]Sewerassasin> !wanking
Unrecognized Command: !wanking
[TDM]Wallhallah> what t3h fux?
[Rw]Dash> hundredth you suck shite
[AssG]Hundredth> yep

*sucks a shit*
Rapid> look AcM died

I need a clan now
[Rw]Dash> hundredth yer maw is a man with a 1 inch penis
[AssG]Hundredth> sad but true
[PoP]Jake99> ok lets have a game then
[AssG]Hundredth Mappack: TheBeginning ok
[PoP]Jake99 Mappack: TheBeginning ok
[Rw]Dash Mappack: TheBeginning ok
[cae]RandoMiser Mappack: TheBeginning ok
“ in game “
[AssG]Hundredth: level?
[Rw]Dash: lets do pp ffa
[cae]RandoMiser: kk
[PoP]Jake99: gl hf
” Populous: TheBeginning Loading... “
[PoP]Jake99 *sends brave to Hundredths base*
[AssG]Hundredth * dies* *presses space bar*
[Rw]Dash: ffs game froze n00b hundredth
“ back in lobby “
[tdm]Genesis> who won?
[cae]RandoMiser> :> was ffa and hundredth died in 1 min :>
[cae]Xeno> no wonder that guy don’t play with us..
[PoP]Jake99> aye he sucks
TheGabber> wheres my dope? *finds dope in [cae]Booflowers pocket*
TheGabber> *bans Shinobi_god*
[cae]Booflowers Kicked[BOTN-USE OTHER MATCHMAKER]NOOB
[AssG]Mentix> wheres my pink ipod? *cries like little girl*
[AssG]Hundredth> fuck you all *reblocks lobby*
TheGabber> *pokes [AssG]Hunderedth in the eye with spliff*
IncaWarrior> That looks like a lot of fun!
[PoP]Mooresmurder> it is try it, safe jake
[PoP]Jake99> safe
Rapid> can I join PoP?
[TgW]Black_Wolf> I need a shit brb
Blade> I got eq!
[PoP]Mr_Bannanapockets> that’s nice for you?
[AssG]Keith52> I used to have friends, what happened?
[Rw]Dash> You did? :s who? And it might have something to do with the fact you joined a noob clan?
[AssG]Keith52> we are really good we just need a chance to prove it!
[cae]RandoMiser> … we gave you that chance and your “leader” lost in like 1 min
[PoP]WankyAnimation> its true AssG are all noobs I think Tp should give you a clan match.
[Tp]Newguy> hi let me find an ally
[Tp]Pepetrueno> you I ally I eq fast mana
[Tp]Newguy> you don’t speak good English so no thanks :s
[AssG]Hundredth> ok so its Tp vs AssG? This might be a good game!
lemmeplaylemmeplay_tp> I will ally you!
[Tp]Newguy> sound, ok AssG lets go, its my first game what do I do?
[PoP]Jake99> join a hut and wait for AssG to join
[AssG]Sub_Zero> k Keith up for a clan match?
[AssG]Keith52> k Tp are strong we must be careful!
[AssG]Keith52: Mappack TheBeginning ok
[AssG]Sub_Zero: Mappack TheBeginning ok
[Tp]Newguy: Mappack TheBeginning ok
Lemmeplaylemmeplay_tp: Mappack TheBeginning ok
“meanwhile in lobby”
[PoP]Jake99> Place your bets now Tp to pwn 2 to 1
Rapid> hmm whats the odds on AssG winning?
[tdm]Genesis> lyk t3h wankers have any odds of winning
[PoP]Jake99> 1000000-1 wanna bet?
[AssG]Mentix> we should pwn Tp easily why are the odds so high?
[Ss]Khickman> I would say Tp will own ill bet a quid on that
[AssG]SewerAssasin> :s seriously? Maybe I should leave AssG

they told me it was a good clan :/
[TDM]Slayer> who told you that rofl
”Welcome back [AssG]Keith52”
[PoP]Jake99>

back so soon? I never even got to finish receiving bets..
[Tp]Newguy> yay I won my first game!
Rapid> can I join Tp?
[Tp]Pepetrueno> ok *hands tag*
Rapid out
[Tp]Rapid in
[Tp]Rapid> yay I pwn
[cae]orange_warrior> who is Rapid, never seen him here before
[PoP]Jake99> yer me too he must be a name change or something
[Tp]Rapid> .. ive been here for ages
[AssG]Hundredth out
Hundredth in
Hundredth> clanless

time to make friends
Lobby> *ignores all noobs* noobs = (in alphabetical order) Hundredth. That is all
To be continued…
Thanks for reading

“Tudarman!”