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 Post subject: Issue #2
PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:34 pm 
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// Narrator Speaking
\\ narrator Ending



Rise Of The AssGuards!


// One day in the Lobby of Populous, Hundredth logged in to play a few games but noticed something was wrong with Sub Zero.. \\

Hundredth> Hey Sub, whats wrong?

// oh wait, he doesn’t talk that nice does he? Let me make it perfect.. \\

Hundredth> Sub you nonce! Wtf is up with you?
Sub Zero> I was challenged by a clan and I declinded it, we cant beat them so I made up excuses..
Hundredth> I can like pwn all of them! Who was it that challenged us?
Sub Zero> You don’t wanna know
Hundredth> Yes I fucking do!
Sub Zero> Ok, it was… ACM!
Hundredth> Wtf? There’s no way we can beat them, they are like the pwnzoors!
Sub Zero> I know
Hundredth> I’ll just start swearing at them for no reason like I do with everyone else..
Sub Zero> Good Idea!

// So, Hundredth started swearing the ACM’s Leader, Rapid \\

Hundredth> fuck you, you, you and YOU!
Rapid> why do you always have to take it out on us?
Hundredth> fuck you noob!
Rapid> go away!
Hundredth> fuck you!

// After a while dash, Xenolith and…umm…Kidd entered the lobby! \\

Dash> Hi
Xenolith> hi dash
Kidd> ..
Hundredth> fuck you rapid
Xenolith> lol?
Dash> whats going on here?
Rapid> 100th is being a prick, he keeps swearing at me because our clan can beat theres
Xenolith> well, its true
Dash> yup
Hundredth> fuck you urban!
Xenolith> what you gunna do?
Hundredth> Right that’s it! Boyd! Sub, lets get them!
Boyd> ok
Sub Zero> yeah!

Xenolith> oh yeah, well..dash, kidd! Lets kick some Ass!
Kidd> ..
Dash> ok *gets shaver ready*

Hundredth> humph! We shall do this now in….MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!

// hehe shao has seen that film many times, dum did um dum dum dum did um dum! \\

*Hundredth and Xenolith are equal in battle for 1 minute*
Xenolith> *uppercuts*
Hundredth> grrr *does snake thing out of hand* Get over here!
Dash> *spanks Sub Zero*
Sub Zero> oh! Bitch! *does freeze thingy*
Dash> ahhhh! My hand is frozen! Without it I cant shave bums!
Sub Zero> heh :P
Boyd> hi kidd
Kidd> ..
Boyd> fine *spit acid at kidd*
Kidd> hmph! *matrix dodges*
Boyd> Gasp!
Dash> I might no be able to use my hands, but I can still use my feet! Hiya!
Sub Zero> ahhh! *dizzy*
Shao> FINISH HIM!
Dash> *does a 6 hitter Zidane combo on Sub*
Shao> FATALITY!

// Now its 2 on 3! Who will win??? \\

Hundredth> I am the pwn! *punches*
Xenolith> argh! You suck granny lips!
Hundredth> Fuck you! Huh?!
Dash> *zidanes Hundredth*
Hundredth> OMG! Doubling!
Boyd> ah soz! G2G!
Boyd out
Kidd> ..
Hundredth> ally up!
Xenolith> fuck no bitch!
Dash> Xeno! I think now is the right time to test our special technique!
Xenolith> you’re right! All together, 3, 2, 1!

Xenolith, Dash, Kidd> *bash heads together*

// wowzooors! One big Zidane head! \\

Xenokidash> NOW! *ZIDANES HUNDREDTH*
Hundredth> gah! Looks like team assguard is blasting off again! *ding*


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:10 pm 
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hahahahahahah


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:47 pm 
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lol!!!!!! :lol: well actualy it was really long so i just read the 1st part of it but it was still funny


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 10:35 am 
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:/ Its not that long. Your supposed to read the whole lot, like you would a book, having never red one i wouldn't know.. but still


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:23 pm 
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Hundredth> gah! Looks like team assguard is blasting off again! *ding* FTW! HAHAHA


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:47 am 
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lol ive just read that story, was funny :lol: *thumbsup*


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Thank you for reporting this post he has now been banned for 1 month


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