[AssG]F_Zero
[AssG]RagnBoo
[AssG]Link52
[AssG]100StoneWarrio
[AssG]Mario_JJ
[AssG]YoshiSaurus
[AssG]Menstits
One day in Mushroom kingdom [AssG]Menstits got bored so he joined the populous lobby.
[AssG]Menstits> hi all
[AssG]Link52> Hey menstits guess what?
[AssG]Menstits> what? Let me guess, you fingerd Zelda?
[AssG]Link52> No better, I had a battle with gannondorf. Well I ran away before I got to his Castle But I heard a big raor!
[AssG]Menstits>

Ashgaurd are the best
*[RVN]RandoMister Entres Lobby*
[RVN]RandoMister> Hey AssG Your all Ass whipes
Xeno> whats this! AssG are starting on you Rando!?
[AssG]RagnBoo> no we just had fun at Disneyland *yulps like lost puppy*
[AssG]100StoneWarrio> Its true we had a great time, we never went on any rides though too scary.
[AcM]Rapid> hi all
Xeno> who gives two flying fucks *sends pin missile at RagnBoo*
[AssG]F_Zero> Leave him alone he is puny and weak Take this Falco Punch!
[PoP]Jake99> …
Genesis> …
Joe> …
Dash> …
[AcM]Rapid> anyone playing?
[AssG]YoshiSaurus> you people I got a new pink nano ipod With hello kitty stickers!
Jake99> Gimme dat Ipod *snatches*
[AssG]YoshiSaurus> ok please don’t hurt me *cries like little girl*
Jake99> people like you don’t deserve things like that
[AssG]Mario_JJ> why aint we?
Gabber> because your AssG…
Inca> because your Assg..
Gabber>Wtfux Inca Your So fired, stop copying me>.<shit> because your assg..
[ACM]Rapid> I want to play a game now, any takers?
[AssG]Link52> don’t make my use my hook shot! *uses hook shot*
shit give me that
Adz> you dumb shit, that hook shot is plastic.
[AssG]Link52> yeah well, it looks good and it cost me a tenner!
Adz> you got robed you skanky shit.
[AcM]Rapid> fuck this im going into a single player game.
Xeno> you muppet 100stone
[AssG]100StoneWarrio> HOW DARE YOU! *says in the voice of Peter key from max and paddy* I challenge you to a duel!
Xeno> bring it!
[AssG]100StoneWarrio> YU GI OH!
Xeno> wtfux you muppet, that’s not the duel I ment. *flicks YU GI OH cards onto floor*
[AssG]100StoneWarrio> Omg I had Exodia in that *cries like big girls blouse*
Jake99>

I can sell them on ebay *steals cards*
Genesis> 100stone yer maw!
Wally> Wow they are running like T3H sh1ts
[AssG]F_Zero out
[AssG]RagnBoo out
[AssG]Link52 out
[AssG]100StoneWarrio out
[AssG]YoshiSaurus out
[AssG]Menstits out
[AssG]Mario_JJ> uhm peace?
Jake99> nope
Alcan> bah you’re an AssG no mercy!
[AssG]Mario_JJ> eek
[AssG]Mario_JJ out
[AcM]Rapid> hey the computer beat me on level 3