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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 11:37 pm 
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// Looks like Shao forgot about part 1 and is starting on part 2 by making it up as he goes along!
Meanwhile… Dash’s homeland is getting bombed by none other than the PORTS! \\

DUN DUN DUN!!!

Dash> ack! Darn ports! Why don’t they dive somewhere else?

// So Dash quickly unstraps his strap on, gets dressed and goes outside \\

Dash> *dodges bombs* Hmm, where can I go that is safe?

Adz> come here little boys, I’ll protect you! *looks at dash* are you ok little boy?
Come with me and I’ll make sure you are safe, right kids?

Kids> *shakes head from side to side with sad faces all holding their bums*

Dash> hmm, I cant help but think something might happen to me while I am with you but I’ll take my chances!

Adz> ok, now hold my penis children and I’ll take you all to my safe place…ehehhe!
Turbmodious> wow such a small cock, sometimes I wonder how you coof on yourself..

Nagulese> You shouldn’t be wondering about anything, you’re an idiot! NAG! NAG! NAG!

// So Dash, Turbmodious and Nagulese set of with Adz to his…”secret place” \\

Dash> wow nice place, I mean, look at all these jars of Viagra! Wait a minute….

Adz> *tries bumming dash*

Dash> ahh! No body bums me! *zidanes*

Adz> ahhhh! *nose falls off* ohhhhh my nose! *does 80s dance moves*

Dash> wtfux?

Turbmodious> cooool! Lets party! *dances*


// Hey! Where did that disco ball come from? \\

Nagulese> you call that dancing! NAG! NAG! NAG!

Dash> yeah, everyone knows that only I can dance! *rooneys all*

Turbmodious> gah! *trips over dash’s rooney attack* Hating this!

Dash> heh!

// Suddenly, a cloaked person enters….all can feel that he has fallen to the dark side! \\

Darth Shao> KSSSYYYYAAAK!

Dash> translate?

Darth Shao> *zidanes*

Dash> gah! *does jumpflip backwards* so…the final battle starts here eh? Very well I shall end your life! *equips blue lightsaber*

Darth Shao> KSSSSYYYYAAAK! *equips red lightsaber*

// So the fight between Dash the ‘retired’ Barbarian and Darth Shao begins!
Ka-ching, ka-ching – ching – ka ching ! \\

Darth Shao> You were once better than me but now I am the master!

Dash> The dark side leads to chaos and destruction, is this really what you want?

Darth Shao> Ofcourse! The PORTS must die!

Dash> PORTS you say? Then let me join you!

// Dash falls to the dark side! \\

Darth Shao> lets go!

// so Darth Shao and Darth Dash goto the PORTS homeland….rePORT! \\

Kans> AHHH! Anti ports! You shall not pass!

Darth Shao> we shall see about that!

Darth Dash> aye!

// big fight \\

Kans> urghhh! Too strong…but…you…..shall….not….PASS!!!

Darth Dash> *zidanes like a mofo!*

Kans> ahhhhhh! *dives*

Darth Shao> good work nub!

Darth Dash> more PORTS await! Lets go!

Adz> Master Snak, the anti ports have broken into our base, what is your command?

Snak> let them cum, I will won them all! *turns around* what is that on your ear?

Adz> *wipes cum* nothing…

\\ SMASH! THE DOOR BREAKS OPEN! //

Darth Dash> it is time to put an end to the PORTS!

Snak> maybe, but what is this story called?

Darth Dash> err..*looks at Shao*

Darth Shao> umm…PORTWARS: KNIGHTS OF THE OLD PORT?

Darth Dash> good enough!

Adz> how did you get in here! Nevermind that! You shall pay! *uses force pull to take lightsaber*

Darth Dash> bastard..

\\ So Dash and Adz fight in hand to hand combat! //

Darth Dash> hiiiiiya!

Adz> OW! *dance dodges and grabs Dash’s nuts*

Darth Dash> mother…! *grabs Adz’s nuts*

Adz> ehhehehhe *enjoys*

Darth Dash> gah! *zidanes*

Darth Shao> *rooney combos*

Adz> I….have failed…..*cum drips out of mouth*

Snak> truth is a lie, there is only ports, through ports I noob bash, through noob bashing I gain shaman rank, through shaman rank I act like a complete fuckhead!
This is the way of the PORT! *dives at dash*

Darth Dash> ahhhhhhh! He bit my bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darth Shao> I’ll pull him off *pulls*

Darth Dash> aAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! My FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!!!

Darth Shao> you should of shaved your pubes aswell as your bum then ya nub!

Darth Dash> AHHHHHHH! But my bum is shiney :D…..AHHHHHH!

Snak> *dives off*

Darth Shao> dam, he escaped…

Darth Dash> mother fucker biting me!

Darth Shao> *Draws lightsaber against Dash*

Darth Dash> wtf you doing?

Darth Shao> you’ve been bitten, you’ll become…one of them…

Darth Dash> it cant be…there must be a cure…

Turbmodious> how come I don’t talk much in this one? *trips over bug* ahhhhh!

Nagulese> cos you sucx! NAG! NAG! NAG!

Darth Shao> I’ll let you live for now….put if you start diving I’ll cut you down like Adz’s maw!

// Dash has been infected by that PORT Snak! What will become of him??? Find out in the next part of DASH THE ‘RETIRED’ BARBARIAN!!! \\


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:30 pm 
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HAHAHA


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 1:47 pm 
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To be honest, its not funny.


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:s


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Lol!


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DUDE, ffs thats racism :/


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:00 pm 
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Chill nub. It's all ancient history.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:30 pm 
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ITS STILL RACISM *cries*


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:38 pm 
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Lol @ ancient history


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wtf lol ur so random rando, get it?


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:36 pm 
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I can delete them if you want me to Ric?


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 Post subject: Hello! Anyone else from the United Kingdom?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 8:20 pm 
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Hey guys,

My name is Thomas and I am from Stirling in the UK. I have in recent past discovered this forum and I like it alot.
I am a little bit shy so I wont write much about myself but maybe when I will get confortable, you will get to know me better!
My main hobbies are playing piano and watching movies. I also love outdoor activites but the temperature has been horrible for the last days or so here in Stirling.

I was wondering if anyone else here is from the UK too?

I am happy to be a member here at godsofdestructi.noonhost.com now!
Have a nice day!
:)

Thomas

PS: Sorry if this was posted in the wrong section. I could not find the right one!


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PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 9:25 pm 
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Do u play populous atleast?


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 Post subject: Re: Hello! Anyone else from the United Kingdom?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 1:21 am 
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HoreNzypegype wrote:
Hey guys,

My name is Thomas and I am from Stirling in the UK. I have in recent past discovered this forum and I like it alot.
I am a little bit shy so I wont write much about myself but maybe when I will get confortable, you will get to know me better!
My main hobbies are playing piano and watching movies. I also love outdoor activites but the temperature has been horrible for the last days or so here in Stirling.

I was wondering if anyone else here is from the UK too?

I am happy to be a member here at godsofdestructi.noonhost.com now!
Have a nice day!
:)

Thomas

PS: Sorry if this was posted in the wrong section. I could not find the right one!


The big bit saying public many have given you a clue btw this is not an open forums clan stuff if you play post and application


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